don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
i accept high fives only on my ass
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
The ‘yes or no’ game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.