sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
People, I have discovered, are layers and layers of secrets. You believe you...– Veronica Roth (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
thesecondquincy: arianracehorse: 314eater: fahrenheit-469: 314eater: THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
grandkanye: my hips dont lie they tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
One moment I’m perfectly fine, and the next I feel a wave of nausea, then panic....– Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Jenny Lawson This quote describes me so well it hurts. (via soultired)
ballerdollar: lessons learned from anime don’t get inside the robot people with bad haircuts always lose the cute girl is psycho the cute guy isn’t human when in doubt scream “baka” and run away glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner gotta catch em all and maybe probably respect your elders
when your mom comes home and you haven't done...
bideogams: *goes into the bathroom with a gameboy* *comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
thatisalargebaby: teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
cadaverousgallant: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG google it
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”